Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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