rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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