why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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