You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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