So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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