it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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