Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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