Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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