I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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