You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just want to make out with him forever
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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