Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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