ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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