What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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