so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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