I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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