Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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