do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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