was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Let's get the cat blown out
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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