She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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