what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
