I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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