I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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