peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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