repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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