VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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