i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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