I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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