I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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