Nicole vs. Life
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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