Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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