yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
id be glad to
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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