I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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