I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
porn star boner night. come get it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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