The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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