can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just cropdusted the office
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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