Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she told me i tasted like america
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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