I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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