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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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