Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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