I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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