Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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