he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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