We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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