I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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