Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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