I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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