Where are you?
In a non slutty way
People in love make me want to vomit
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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