Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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