fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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