No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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