I'm drive I can fine osifer
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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