it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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