i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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