Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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