haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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